Titan Basketball Jokes heard over the weekend

**The_Verdict** · March 13th, 2006, 01:31 PM

A few Twin Springs Titan basketball jokes I overheard at the Fort Henry Mall this past weekend:

What do you call the Titans 6th man? - the waterboy

What do you call the 7th man & lower? - cheerleaders with courtside seats

What do you call five homegrown Titan basketball players on the court at the same time?
A) practice scout team
B) figment of your imagination
C) prior to 1990
D) Lady Titans
E) all of the above

In the girls semi-final, Stonewall Jackson had to finish out the game with 4 players on the court. Many coming into the broadcast believed it to be the Twin Springs ? Twin Valley game & thought Coach McCrary declared "Ah, we'll just play with four!" after one starter fouled out.

Did you know John McCrary was a contestant on the reality series "Amazing Race"? He did very well while in the States, but got knocked out early when the race moved to Europe ? he couldn't finish tasks because he was out looking for basketball gyms.

The new condiment of choice at Teddy's in downtown Nickelsville has a new name after this basketball season. Formerly known as Heinz, now known as "Poncho Ketchup" ? The European Player's Choice.

**titans_1_2005** · March 13th, 2006, 02:12 PM

OH gosh those are so funny... hahaha.. i was at the mall this weekend.. i would have loved to have heard some of those... get a life verdict...where are u from...

**1inStripes** · March 13th, 2006, 02:19 PM

J-rod two things give it away. The avatar, and his location! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

**titans_1_2005** · March 13th, 2006, 03:01 PM

I meant what school

**1inStripes** · March 13th, 2006, 03:02 PM

Look at the avatar. Clintwood.

**imported_Dunduin** · March 13th, 2006, 03:42 PM

Ah come on at least keep a sense of humor about things. They were funny jokes.

**SWVA-Football** · March 13th, 2006, 08:17 PM

Clintwood is the best there ever was at basketball and everybody in America knows that.

**R0cketer** · March 14th, 2006, 10:04 AM

Yeah Clintwood rocks, oh wait, not really

Wow so if you're from somewhere, just remember to never mention jokes you hear because obviously it turns into attacks on where you go.

If you heard those jokes, the people who made them up, need to be smacked, they were horrible.

The only semi-funny one was the five hometown starters one.